She’s extremely uncomfortable. … She’s been reminded she’s the suburban” mom, Swor told reporters. “There are staff that are extraordinarily kind. There are staff that are singling her out for special attention. There’s nowhere she can go to be alone. There’s nowhere she can go to get peace,” the attorney said.

Fugitive mom ‘uncomfortable,’ wants out of prison - CNN.com

Oh boo hoo. It’s prison, not The Ritz. It’s not supposed to be comfortable. You’re not supposed to be able to find peace. If prison is comfortable and peaceful and beautiful and fun… what’s the point?

Sure… let’s make prison as posh as possible. That’ll encourage people to avoid going there.

If you don’t want to be uncomfortable, don’t do things like sell heroine and escape from prison. It’s actually pretty easy.

How can I put this without sounding too insensitive…

Who gives a shit?

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he’s too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs. […]

Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for October 14.

If the rapist and murder is too fat to inject, just take his ass out behind the prison and put him down like a dog.

Seriously… this touchy-feely-politically-correct-even-rapists-and-murders-should-be-treated-nicely BS has to stop. If you’re not too fat to rape someone and kill them… you’re not too fat to pay for it.

Starve him until October, shoot him up, and be done with it.