On Tattoos…

We were talking about them at work today. I’ve considered getting one for years. But the what and where have always stumped me.

Today I suggested to my co-workers that I get a corncob tattooed right next to my butt. That way, when people ask me if I have a corncob up my butt, I can say yes! It would certainly help explain away my sometimes surly disposition.

And then I had a great idea for a tattoo: a red hand print on a butt cheek!

How funny would that be? Seriously. I think it’d be great. The problem is that now I can’t decide between the two. I can’t really have a corncob on my butt AND a hand print on my butt. For one, that’d take more time to do than I want any one person hovering around in that area. And two, that’s just too much butt-adjacent ink.

So which one? What do YOU think?