Social Networking Porn
- Me: Do you twitter?
- Him: No.
- Me: Why not?
- Him: I don't know. It sounds dirty.
- Me: It's disgusting. That's why I thought you'd do it.
- Him: Does it give you hairy palms?
- Me: The sasquatch is a twittering fool.
- Him: Let me see your palms.
- Me: They're in my pockets. I'm twittering as we speak.
