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Feb 14

Feb 13

Steps to Changing A Battery

Step 1: Remove old battery

Step 2: Open new battery

Step 3: Get batteries confused

Step 4: Throw new battery away, thinking it’s old battery

Step 5: Put old battery back in

Step 6: Turn device back on, see battery low indicator

Step 7: Remove old battery

Step 8: Dig new battery out of the trash

Step 9: Wipe TV dinner off of new battery

Step 10: Put new battery in

Congratulate yourself on a job well done! You just changed your own battery!

Feb 04

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Jan 12

My Secret Admirer

I received a heart-warming email from Photobucket today. They miss me. They really want me back. And they really want to know why I left them.

Who is Photobucket again?

Looks like Wisconsin might just be the party state…thedailyfeed:

One in six American adults is a binge drinker, consuming alcohol in excess about four times a month, according to a sobering CDC report. In the infographic above, you’ll find the percentage of population classified as binge drinkers.

The study — which defines binge drinking as five or more drinks in a short period of time for men and four or more for women — breaks down the nation’s 38 million binge drinkers by a variety of measures, including geography, age and income level. Wisconsin is the state with the most binge drinkers at 25 percent of the population, while Utah, home to the teetotaling Mormon church, comes in last at less than 11 percent.

Looks like Wisconsin might just be the party state…

thedailyfeed:

One in six American adults is a binge drinker, consuming alcohol in excess about four times a month, according to a sobering CDC report. In the infographic above, you’ll find the percentage of population classified as binge drinkers.

The study — which defines binge drinking as five or more drinks in a short period of time for men and four or more for women — breaks down the nation’s 38 million binge drinkers by a variety of measures, including geography, age and income level. Wisconsin is the state with the most binge drinkers at 25 percent of the population, while Utah, home to the teetotaling Mormon church, comes in last at less than 11 percent.

(via npr)