July 2008
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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions... Resolved
I was griping a few days ago about my inability to make up my mind about something. Well last night I finally did it. I not only made up my mind, but I also acted on it.
Go me.
Working from an Underpants Gnomes business model, I can look at it like this:
Make Decision
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Rule the World
I’m pretty excited. I hear the world is in pretty high demand these days…
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Quake Shakes 'Judge Judy' →
thruthepeephole:
Judy’s momma didn’t raise no fool …
It’s funny how long it took the Honorable Judge to react. Although I’m surprised she didn’t start yelling at Mother Nature: “Frankly, Mother, you’re stupid… you’re ugly… and you’re a whore”…
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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...
Why can’t I just make one? Every choice I go to make results in a huge back-and-forth showdown in my head. Big decisions… little decisions… it’s the same for them all.
Sometimes I think I’d be better off putting my options in a hat, pulling one out, and forcing myself to do whatever it says.
Now if only I could pick out the best hat for putting my choices...
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Social Networking Porn
Me: Do you twitter?
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: I don't know. It sounds dirty.
Me: It's disgusting. That's why I thought you'd do it.
Him: Does it give you hairy palms?
Me: The sasquatch is a twittering fool.
Him: Let me see your palms.
Me: They're in my pockets. I'm twittering as we speak.
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"...and it is through this accident that i have...
Previously, he says,
I have spent the last 6 years of my life having no idea where I was going or what I was doing. Don’t get me wrong I have enjoyed the hell out of life, but could never escape the feeling like I should be doing something and had no idea what that something was.
He continues,
For the first time in my life i am sure of what I am and where I am going, and nothing is...
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Wakey, Wakey. Or Not?
Would you trust a cell phone that can’t do a simple task like wake you up when you set an alarm? It quite clearly says to wake me up at 7 pm. And what time is it? That’s right… 10 pm.
I hate you, phone.
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Microsoft brings Netflix streaming to the Xbox 360... →
Ok… can I just say… AWESOME! Two things suck about Netflix’s current streaming option: 1) gotta watch it on the computer and 2) it requires Internet Explorer (which means my Mac is out of the game).
This will solve both problems at once. Now if only they’d add some decent movies to their streaming options, we’d be all set!
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It's Always a "J"
If you ask most people for their name, you’ll get one of two responses: a first name only… or a first and last name. Every now and then you’ll get first, middle, and last.
But that’s rare. And I think it’s a sign of arrogance. Why the hell would I care what your middle name is? Unless, of course, you think I just should know it. Ya know… cause you’re...
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A Cold? In July?
Oh yeah… That’s right. I’ve got a nice winter-style cold in the middle of summer. Isn’t snot strictly a winter thing?
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Cadbury Gets Sued by 3 Taste Testers -... →
“Maureen Zuccarini, Donna Magliaro and Stefanie Bonfiglio sampled flavors and sweeteners that go into products like Trident gum, Swedish fish and Certs breath mints, making $10 an hour by working their taste buds. In mid-March, while they were still in training, their class sampled an experimental high-intensity sweetener that Cadbury hoped would be the next big thing in flavor. Instead,...
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The Bloc Blog - The one… the only… blog of The... →
I may know a little something about this place…
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Happy Independence Day
It’s July 4th, 2008. If you’re from The States that means you’re celebrating Independence Day today (and probably all weekend).
A few words of advice:
Don’t each too much BBQ
Don’t hold the fireworks when they go off
Always have a designated driver in advance
And last, but most importantly… don’t forget the people who have and who continue to make it...
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Firefox Sets New World Record For Number of... →
Mozilla officially set a new Guineess World Record for the largest number of software downloads in 24 hours. 8,002,530 downloads to be exact. I have two computers… so without my downloads it’d only have been 8,002,528.
And that’s nowhere NEAR world record material…
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“Real Name: Michel Lotito
Superpower: Super-Eating
This basically means the...”
– 7 People From Around the World With Real Mutant Superpowers | Cracked.com
I'm Following You
thruthepeephole:
I’m not sure what this means, but I’m apparently following Derick!
And I’m following you. Which means…