June 2008
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Conversation With My Phone
Phone: Hi, its me. Your phone. I just wanted to get out of your pocket for a second. The smell from your ass was killing me. Thanks for the air.
Me: Shut up, phone.
Phone: ...
Me: Hello?
Phone: ...
Me: I hate you, phone.
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Digg - Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex... →
As oppsed to clean shaven and/or full beards. What about partials? Goatees? Sideburns connected to goatees?
Clean-shaven men finished bottom for masculinity, dominance, aggression, and social maturity, and they were the least favoured choice as a long-term partner. They came second-to-last for attractiveness.
Guess it’s a good thing I don’t own a regular razor…
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Sexes split over one night stands →
Many women are left unhappy in the aftermath of casual sexual encounters. Four out of five men, in contrast, said they were happy with a brief fling.
Who here is really all that surprised by this?
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Teen decapitated at theme park, police say -... →
And yet some people STILL ignore signs that tell them to stay out…
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Zombies Are Real???? →